M.O.B. (Money Over Bitches) Clone
$89.00
M.O.B. clones — heavy-hitting indica with gassy, earthy terps and serious couch weight. Freshly rooted, ships alive.
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Description
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About M.O.B. (Money Over Bitches)
M.O.B. stands for Money Over Bitches. That is the breeder’s name for it, it has been on the label for years, and we are not going to dress it up. What matters is the reputation behind it: an underground indica that never went retail-famous but kept a loyal cult following for one reason. It hits.
The terps are dark, gassy, and earthy. No candy, no fruit soda. Myrcene-heavy with caryophyllene funk, closer to old OG and Kush jars than anything on the modern shelf.
| Genetics | Undisclosed clone-only indica, underground lineage |
| THC | 20–24% (estimated; this cut has no published lab range) |
| Type | Indica |
| Flowering | 8 weeks, fast for its weight class |
| Difficulty | Easy; workhorse temperament |
Full-Body Weight, No Apologies
This is an end-of-day strain, full stop. The high lands in the body fast and stays there, the kind of heavy that closes the laptop and ends the evening on the spot. Keep it away from your morning rotation. For pain-night and insomnia-adjacent use, growers keep coming back to cuts like this instead of the flashier dessert crosses.
Built Like a Workhorse
Classic bushy indica structure with genuinely thick stems. She tops well; take her once or twice in veg and she responds with even, sturdy branching instead of sulking. From a freshly rooted clone, 4 weeks of veg builds enough plant for most tents because stretch at flip is modest. The one job you cannot skip is late support. The flowers are dense and oily, they stack weight in the final two weeks, and even those thick stems will lean under a wet week-eight cola. Cage or stake by week five.
Why the Fast Finish Matters
Eight weeks, done. That is one to two weeks quicker than the average modern hybrid, which means an extra cycle per year for perpetual growers and less late-season mold exposure for outdoor runs. Fewer weeks of flower also means fewer weeks of feeding a plant this hungry.
M.O.B. FAQ
Is this the same M.O.B. that has been around for years?
It is the cut we maintain from that underground line, grown from our documented mother plants.
How strong is the smell in the grow?
Loud and gassy from mid-flower on. Filter accordingly.
Good for beginners?
Yes. Thick stems, forgiving feeding window, and a short flower time cover most first-grow mistakes.
Related strains: Mule Fuel | Skywalker OG | Wedding Cake
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